Meme ads, on tap Now taking foundation members

// the ad guy your agency overcharges you to be

F**K AGENCIES.

Paste your site. Get a batch of scroll-stopping meme ads built to actually run — not a deck, not a "brand workshop," not a three-week timeline. You'll have them this week.

Get on the list How it works $40/mo · cancel anytime · no lock-in
LAGER RETAINER-FREE
DAZZA
Head of Marketing.
Works for scraps.
F**K Agencies · $40/mo

Meet your new CMO.

Dazza doesn't do brand workshops. He doesn't need a brief, a budget approval, or a three-week runway.

He shows up, cranks out scroll-stopping meme ads, and leaves before anyone can book a retainer.

  • [01]Turns your website into ad concepts in minutes — not weeks
  • [02]Knows every meme format that's working right now in the feed
  • [03]Doesn't charge $4,000/mo to exist
  • [04]Will not send you a slide deck. Ever.
Get Dazza on your team — $40/mo

// three steps. no humans required.

01

Paste your URL

Drop your website in. We pull your offer, your vibe, and what you actually sell.

02

Pick your batch

Get a stack of meme-format ad concepts sized for the feed and ready to download.

03

Post and run

Ship them as-is or tweak the caption. Fresh batch whenever you want more.

// what comes out the other side

My agency
quoted me
$3,800.
Me: I just want to post on Instagram
F**K Agencies · $40/mo
"We need
to align on
your brand
pillars first."
Translation: week 3 of doing nothing
F**K Agencies · $40/mo
The ads
that got us
12 new
bookings.
Made in 20 minutes. No agency.
F**K Agencies · $40/mo

These are the kind of concepts you get. Every week. For $40/mo.

// what's in the box

  • [+]Meme-ad builder — paste a URL, get ad concepts out the other side in minutes.
  • [+]A growing template library — proven meme formats, sized for the feed.
  • [+]Fresh batches on demand — come back whenever the ads go stale.
  • [+]Plain-English playbook — what to post, when, and how to read the numbers.
Founding rate
$40/mo

Locked for foundation members. Cancel anytime — no lock-in, no "minimum term," no account manager to email.

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